Stephen Miller's Wife Talks About Having Sex With Him And Universe Implodes

Katie Miller, the wife of White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, called her husband a “sexual matador” in an interview with Fox News’ Jesse Watters on Tuesday. (Watch the video below.)

Yes, she was joking. No, we can’t stop our ears from retracting into our skull permanently.

Katie Miller, who was press secretary for former Vice President Mike Pence and worked for former DOGE leader Elon Musk, was reflecting on the murder of Charlie Kirk. She said his Turning Point USA organization was gaining energy on college campuses, which have been “become these democratic, liberal, disgusting places.” (What the Millers might call pillow talk.)

“And just so the audience is aware, you are married to Stephen Miller, so you are the envy of all women,” Watters said. “What is that like?”

“The sexual matador, right?” she answered.

“He is an incredibly inspiring man who gets me going in the morning with his speeches being like, ‘Let’s start the day. I am going to defeat the left and we are going to win.’” she said. “He wakes up the day ready to carry out the mission that President Trump was elected to do.”

“I think there’s a reality show in your future, ‘The Millers,’” Watters replied.

Olé!